foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
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me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon

peacesignsandhippielife:

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

The rugrats though … My fav

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arielcalypso:

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

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andycud:

weedyindeedy:

postracialcomments:

pearlsowisdom:

shauneezy:

stxxz:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

Black people probs

Every single time

Literally….

I’m just gonna say I’m a white PERSON and I still have this thought so fuck you

white people really be getting offended by everything. they really out here trying to be victims of racism

surprisebitch:

damn that was cut throat

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

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OOOOOH

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